President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
*whom. lmfao i am so smart:s-m-r-t, o wait: s-m-a-r-t.
Reason I tend to go hours without getting an IM or Text.
If everyone feels this way: no one talks ever. Civilization dies.
Fuck you, this is what you do.
Umm, hi schools. If one of you could just offer me a full-ride so that I can shoot for the moon with the other ones, that’d be awesome.
- They want to be you.
- They hate themselves.
- They see you as a threat.
2 of 3 reasons.
Crime and Punishment: Psychotic murderer is murderously psychotic and coincidental occurrences occur coincidentally.